Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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