names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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