I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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go home
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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