there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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