you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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