I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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