Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I believe in your delicious
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
