do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
