youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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