just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
