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i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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