Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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