dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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