Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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