Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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