no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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