If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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