Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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