Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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