he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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