FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
