would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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