We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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