I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Panties = found
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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