a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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