Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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