Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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