I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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