Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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