Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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