dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
