It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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