That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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