Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
