Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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