Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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