you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Quick, to the slutcave!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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