Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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