My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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