And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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