She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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