If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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