Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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