...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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