mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The uberlube is also flammable
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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