He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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