you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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