just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How naked do you want me to be?
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