so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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