I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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